There are dash cams that upload to a cloud so destroying the camera doesn’t destroy the footage as well.

And the blue dots have hundreds of times more people than the red swathes of land. Blue vs. red is essentially urban vs. rural.

“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”

- Not Mark Twain

And with all the states banning abortion now, there are going to be even more unwanted kids in the foster system. It fucking sucks.

No, not even a little bit. Send help!

How is it different than a TV screen? That was my brainrot when I was growing up.

Lamar IS fully debeaked, after all… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“I like how you think, monkey. Prepare to be destroyed!”

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(This one applies to both timelines)

I know, 34 counts? He’s going away for a long time!

Oh, man, Trump is doomed! President Harris FTW!

Good, better that the smaller evil company wins rather than the bigger evil one.

Feed the need to breed! (Or at least trick your brain into thinking you are.)

Why you think the net was born? P*rn, p*rn, p*rn!

“Whaddaya mean I can’t watch porn???”

Not eating lunch and taking a break is bad for your health and potentially undermines your productivity. It’s a bad idea all around.