OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down14
arrow-up1188arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square158linkfedilink
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·12 days ago“With God all things are possible… Except the Epstein files, even God can’t help you there.”
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoI just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoIt all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoWhen Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about -Carlin
“With God all things are possible… Except the Epstein files, even God can’t help you there.”
I just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
When Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about
-Carlin