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arrow-up1234arrow-down1external-linkStop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebelwww.jezebel.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-216 days agoOnly if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-216 days agoEquality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too. And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended. Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it. Edit: I’m keeping that typo
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·15 days agodildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
minus-squarenjm1314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-215 days agoSon, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·15 days agoNot me. I’ve checked.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·15 days agocheck harder
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agoMaybe I’m a top
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agocheck different holes?
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agoSadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agohow do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
minus-squareFlashMobOfOne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agoThat would be hilarious.
Only if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.
And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.
Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.
Edit: I’m keeping that typo
dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
Not me. I’ve checked.
check harder
Maybe I’m a top
check different holes?
Sadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
how do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
That would be hilarious.