Heaven’s Gate, huh.
puts on Nikes
Those are for Heaven’s Gait, no?
I could go for some Kool-aid right about now.
The heathen beverage? True believers drink only the purest Flavor Aid!
and of the purple kind!
Whoa, you’re right! I had no idea it was that specific.
it was a stronger flavor profile in an attempt to mask the poison.
You are really well-informed on this. I’m impressed.
Purple is the best flavour of all flavours
Ends an entire era of Hollywood with a massive flop
Oh, this is good information to have.
Well I don’t think it’s fair I was made a human. Send me back, make me a baboon
Remember all gods are created by man not the other way around.
But IF it actually was the other way around, it would be just as likely he looked like a baboon as anything else.
Of course it is, but some people habitually think of it as the other way around.
Which is why the joke is funny.
Did you think you were the only person to understand the joke?
I’m still confused, can you go over this one more time?
Maybe he’s just explaining the core concept of how a joke works. Subvert expectations, then hit em with a twist.
He’s probably jotting my words down. This is all new info to him!
THIS GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!
Some people don’t think that’s the joke? I dunno
The real joke was the commenter we met along the way
The real joke was the unnecessary bullying we met along the way.
Get back in the locker, nerd.
You just wait until the headmaster hears about this! *shakes fist at you*
The guy was ready to put down every person who believes in some form of a god, so seeing him get blowback for something unrelated is quite funny to me.
Adults who believe in fairy tales deserve to be bullied though.
He looks like a crab.
Or a train
