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- world@lemmy.world
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Do. Not. Subscribe. To. Things.
The best I can do is subscribe to all of them
As much as we should hate Tesla, in 2019, they increased the Model 3’s power FOR FREE. I was at 5.2 seconds 0-60, and that was a free update to 4.9s 0-60. I didn’t even have the AWD or performance model. They figured out how to make the motors better and just gave it to everyone. Why isn’t VW doing the same? Fucking greed.
They didn’t figure out how to make the motors better. They just moved the safety margin
VW are worse. They are handicapping features of the car unless you pay the extortion.
Friendly reminder. VW was founded by the nazis as a nazi car.
Still not the most nazi electric car out there…
There’s a spin on “no one out pizzas the hut” but I can’t make it flow smoothly…
‘no one out nazis the cu–’ maybe
Cult?
Curt?
Curb?
Cuba?
Culo?
Don’t leave us hanging, we need to know!
One of few good ideas that the Nazis had, though. Take away the exclusionist policies, and what you’re left with is socialism
If buying isn’t owning then stealing a car isn’t actually stealing
Well, it wouldn’t be stealing from the person driving it. It would be stealing from the ruling class which is way more moral.
I’m not sure that’s how that works
Own nothing, pay everything. This bs subscription models for everything need to die. And people who thought about them along with them.
You wouldn’t download more ponies…
It’s pretty much inevitable that someone will figure out how to jailbreak that car. When that happens, you could just download an unofficial patch, get rid of those BS restrictions, and unlock the full potential. Might be also wise to disable whatever wireless communication hardware came with the car. Like, disconnect the antenna or whatever.
ALERT, ALERT, COMMUNICATION FAULT! VEHICLE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS. 5, 4, explodes
There may be some casualties as the process iterates through to eventual success. The martyrs of the new world.
Not really going to happen, I think, battery warranties make up really big parts of EVs market value. You don’t want to do anything that could risk that.
That’s a good point. If it voids the warranty, most people won’t install a patch like that. However, that hasn’t stopped talented hackers from looking for exploits, glitches and vulnerabilities. Obviously, there’s a way in, and someone will find it even if it voids their warranty.
Yeah, for sure. A lack of talented people is definitely not the limiting factor here. The Nissan Leaf DIY community is doing awesome things, for instance.
I hope companies eventually figure out people just aren’t that stupid. Also, I really hope that people aren’t that stupid.
On a positive note, this could be the push that America needs to get serious about mass transit.
Narrator: it wasn’t.
I should have included a /s.
Y’all know you can buy VAGCOM software and interface and bypass everything VW throttles in a VW right?
It’s amazing for VWs you actually own too
When I bought my car one of the first brands I decided against was Mercedes due to their subscription model for their electric car.
VW going for subscription is a surefire way to give Chinese car manufacturers an even bigger part of the market. So, so short sighted
I already decided I’m going to buy BYD. It’s the best electric car out there.
I would say that excludes them from my future purchases, but honestly, I’m hoping never to buy a car again. Public transit and bicycling are far cheaper, less polluting, and more sustainable (especially in population centers). Maybe I’ll spend a little of the money I save on an occasional day rental if needed.
If you want to drive occationally through the city securely i suggest going to a critical mass if you have one in your city but its only once a month so you would need to plan ahead
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Mass_(cycling)
“Historically many petrol and diesel vehicles have been offered with engines of the same size, but with the possibility of choosing one with more potency,” they said.
Lol yeah, with ECU tuning from a third party, you assholes just had a board meeting and realized you could turn it into a subscription and then all came on the table and licked it up
So: time for a reassertion of right of first sale for cars, along with right to repair.
people can choose to pay £649 for a lifetime subscription.
inb4 they introduce tiers.
Cars had tiers since there were cars.
But they weren’t subscription based
Welcome to my shit list VW.
…shit companies I’m now boycotting.
🖕 VW