Never Harriet Tubman though.
I wonder if there’s a reason why? Anyone know???
She rescued what, a few thousand people? Kirk offended millions!
Mysteriously, so did Harriet Tubman.
Too much money for the extra ink /s
Racism :(
Fuck, if we are putting streamers on currency I vote for Pokimane.
I vote (illegally) for MetalJesusRocks.
I’m down for SimpleFlips. Pass a dude a dollar? Shout out to SimpleFlips.
cool idea honestly
I want Yumi with his ugly ass bowl cut.
Melon head Fantano. He’ll complain it doesn’t sound like Death Grips.
Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis
Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that…
kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.
Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.
It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.
fake zinc?
Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron
Gilded lead would be so funny.
I can’t imagine a world without Zinc.
It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”
Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.
Ironically, the coin will be roughly the same diameter as the hole in his neck
It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.
They are coins, so drill holes in the neck
Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.
these people have no sense of history.
Isn’t the dollar due to collapse due to foreign sanctions against the Trump regime tariffs?
Poetic.
New currency might be plastic.
GOLD plastic tho.
If ever you get a chance, check out the Soviet Union military medals (shiny gold plastic) from the last decades. This has precedent.
If they were smart they’d give them RFID chips, but that might cost more than the metal.
Fast forward to 2030…
" That will be 13 Kirks"
" Here’s a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"
“A trump” will be used to refer to both a 100 monies or a rape.
On the new three-dollar bill?
Well, it would be about as legit.
I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
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I will suck literally anything.
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
