The bright red rubbery utensil meant for scraping cake mix and gravy out of bowls. What is that? This really is my kitchenware. I’ll put it whatever side you say.

    • dbtng@eviltoast.orgOP
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      I acknowledge that this is spoonula thing is happening … but its madness.
      I don’t entirely understand, and something in me rebels against doing so.

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        I’m gonna break one of my rules and explain my joke …
        Where I live, the things behind it are spatulas. And so is the red rubber thing. And they are clearly not the same.
        … So that’s funny. Err … well I think its funny. I’m not very funny.

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    It’s a spoonula!

    They’re great for all sorts of things in the kitchen. The black ones, however, do not belong in the kitchen.
    Not because of the black plastic controversy, but because if you’ve ever thwacked someone/something/yourself with a spoonula, you know that you need one in the bedroom, and if you only use black ones for that purpose, then you never ‘cross the streams.’ A … uh. friend introduced me to that rule over a decade ago, and now I bequeath that knowledge to you all.

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    I love you people.
    I thought that would be a funny pic, but I don’t think I expected so many fun terms from around the world.

    TLDR … Spatchula and its variants wins by far.
    Got some good entries in the Creative category.
    But, I’m going to go with Pan Licker from now on!

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    The summary, as best I’m able. (Updated a couple times.)

    Things I expected …
    yes - xx
    spatchula - xxxxx
    spoon - xx
    silicone spatula - xx
    rubber spatchula - x
    rubber scraper - x
    dough scraper - x

    Creative …
    spoonula - xxxxxx (This is a real thing!?!?!)
    spatuloon - xx
    spoontula, cousin of the spork - x
    microwaved ice cream spoon - x
    Softspoon - x

    Around the World …
    maryse - x
    slickepot/lick-bowl - xx
    Pannenlikker/Pan-Licker - xx
    Gummihund/rubber-dog - x
    Portugal dictator - ?

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    And then we got some surprise entries on the actual spatchulas behind the red thing.
    These terms totally make sense, but they sound weird as hell to me!

    turners
    fish slices
    egg slice or fish slice
    fish lifters

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    Weird Al had a thing to say about spatchulas.
    He says I spell it wrong …
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    The metal things beneath it are spatulas. The red doohickey is a rubber scraper.

    If you wouldn’t use it to flip a pancake, it’s not a spatula.

  • ozoned@piefed.social
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    It’s a spoontula, cousin of the spork. It is created when a spoon and a spatula love each other enough to transcend reality. Just don’t ever let two spoontulas stay in one area as they’re very territorial and will attack each other. That’s how the spoon drawer gets all messed up.