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Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.

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The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.

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Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/35677284

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  • General_Effort@lemmy.world
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    Translation:

    For when you have to move fast

    The Böcker Agilo transports your up to 400 kg heavy treasures at 42 m/min - whisper quiet thanks to a 230 V electric motor.

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    It doesn’t cast any shade on them because they have no control over the events, and is an undeniable demonstration of the vehicle’s reliability. Absolutely brilliant move

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      Yeah I have no notes, well played to the marketing team.

  • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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    That’s not a forklift.

    • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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      I’m gonna guess Lädertruk

      Edit: Google translates ‘ladder truck’ to Drehleiterwagen

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Where fork

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a forklift.

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      It’s only a forklift if it’s came from the Fork region in Scotland, otherwise is just spring ladder

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        That’s still better than their autumn ladder. Lots of lawsuits from injuries with those.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      it’s a forklift if you carry your lunchbox and it has an fork in it

    • CommissarKrieg@leminal.space
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      Couldn’t be further from one

      • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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        Idk, it’s not a spoonlower

        • Klear@quokk.au
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          Or knifeinplace.

          • Scratch@sh.itjust.works
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            Or SporkRotator

            • OpenStars@piefed.social
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              The day I got my SporkRotator entirely changed my life forever…

              img

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            FpoonBringer

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              Juwelenbeweger

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                Chopstickperambulator

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      ladderbeast

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      deleted by creator

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    That’s a spoonlift

    • OpenStars@piefed.social
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      I have heard it said that there is no spoon…

    • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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      Where spoon

      • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    • voodooattack@lemmy.world
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      Sigh

      • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
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        Sleeping good tonight?

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    Great, funny add. If you are offended by this, that’s fine, though.

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      Why the fuck would anyone be offended lol. The British Museum will be offended when they have to give the stuff back, though

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        A GIFT IS A GIFT! I MEAN WE FOUND IT. GO AWAY!

    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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      I am slightly offended they called that a forklift

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      It’s a great ad.

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    Has to be AI. Germans don’t have a sense of humor.

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      Germans have a great sense of humor, you just have to listen for a bit.

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        From what I’ve seen most German humour comes in two flavours: intentionally very dry puns and unintentionally hilarious dry attitude to everything else in life.

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          Seems about right! But like any other country, we also do the “quote old internet videos” humor. One of my current favourites from that genre is the one where a Grandma calls the Police to ask whether there was rain last night
          You don’t even need an english translation to understand why it is hilarious

          • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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            I have no idea what is going on but it was hilarious, thank you for sharing this, it’s been a long week with car issues, me being in hospital for a throat infection, and my mother needing an operation, and the power being out all day, so thank you this has really lufted mine spirits.

            I really want a translation, where’s Liam Carpenter when you need him?

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            That was funny. Poor Oma 😂

    • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Maybe it’s an Austrian reporter!

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    Ah, so it was just a big PR stunt then. I will not look into this further until the news confirm my findings.

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      Honestly, I knew it all along.

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    That’s amazing

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    Böcker
    My way to the Top

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    cheeky xD

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