Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don’t trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths
Next you’re going to tell me that piss doesn’t come from the balls? Please.
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
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We know about the 666 man. Six figures salary. Six inches. Six feet tall.
Nothing about the 5’10 8” $95k guys anywhere
Unrelated but this newspaper says:
Join our WhatsApp! Our community members are treated to special offers, promotions and adverts from us and our partners
There’s people that are actually saying “hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here’s my phone number!” ???
The world’s full of 'em, and many others, yep.
Ever since I’ve personally heard “I like some of these ads”, I’ve lost faith in the masses
there’s people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I’d take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.
…independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we’ll get to that later
a museum in Iceland
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
Something tells me the author knew it didn’t need to be named. 😜
Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.
More or less like the english th. Thorn (letter)
Sort of. ð is the Icelandic rendering for both edh and thorn, depending on context. Edh is voiced, thorn isn’t.
It’s the “unvoiced” part that confuses me
voiced th is like this, that, mother
unvoiced th like thick, thimble, thirty
notice how the voiced th has a buzzing vocalization during the th sound, you can feel your teeth buzzing as you say the th in this
but when you pronounce thirty that buzzing is absent and the first buzzing starts with the i (the vowel is the first voiced part).
similar to th as in the English word thick, or a (usually apical) voiced alveolar non-sibilant fricative [ð̠],[2][3] similar to th as in the English word the
Should do the trick, no?
That’s what she said?
Sadly not.
Truth.
eth, not thorn
It’s pronounced like the “th” in “weather.”
Th
Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it’s against your teeth
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?
UBlock origin will let you do this. Come back to this comment in a couple minutes…
Edit: Add something like this to your uBlock Origin custom filters. (The sites I included are all paywalls, but you can substitute your own)
feddit.org.##.title:has-text(/theintercept.com|economist.com|military.com|wired.com|theverge.com|theglobeandmail.com|404media.co|nytimes.com|vox.com|washingtonpost.com|theatlantic.com/)This will turn something like this:
into something like this:
(The “Anker’s Sound” post has had its link and headline hidden)
Reddit Enhancement Suite had FilteReddit, which had more fine grained controls to block posts linking to specific sites. I’ve been looking for a Lemmy equivalent, but UO is the best I’ve found so far.
Broken arm you say?
Leave this behind at reddit, please.
[x] One broken arm
[ ] Second broken arm
[ ] Mom
The world is full of men that can’t see their own feet in the shower!
OMG it’s real
Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
And the ones that don’t, he’s running from.
Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it’s either out on the floor or in the toilet water.
You could hang it over your shoulder
Around your neck like a scarf?
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Thanks. Those both load fine
Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren’t looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
🙄
He just likes to brag & isn’t evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
What a blast from the past!
I don’t even have to clock the link, and King Missile is now playing the hits in my head. 🤘🏼
edit: leaving it, as-is
He does, however, have an enormous penis
Anyone can acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
Sounds like he slipped on his penis
If mine was that big, I’d probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don’t want recommendations based on…whatever that is
He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn’t staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck
Yeah Tom Segura, yuck
Oh, c’mon! Where’s your sense of adventure?
It died when my bones started to creak
Mr. Glass?
Feels like it sometimes, ngl
Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks
Not a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼♂️
It takes one to know one, and buddy…you’re not that guy
Thankfully, neither am I. 😅😶
That sounds suspiciously jealous 😏
I’m 100% sure you cannot get an erection if it’s that long, not enough blood in the body to supply it. You should probably get a surgery to make it smaller if you have this
Nah, you wanna blood dope
Thanks, Doc.
if you are a doctor and have knowledge about it I’m happy to be educated, what I said is conjecture of what seems intuitively true to me personally
I am not a doctor, nor was I the one spouting room temp BS with an air of familiarity to the topic. What you’ve posted is a half-thought that, especially since you’re presumably holding a device, could’ve been just as quickly pursued to a citable reference you could’ve shared as part of your, now refined comment.
Think of the children, Doc. 🤌🏼
genuinely looked and there’s not much info or research about extremely large penis actually, if you find something I’m happy to hear it
Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big…oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,…but let’s get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,"
“Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong”
FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It’s their whole thing.
It’s a product within a brand, but it actually is larger. You can look up the dimensions if you want.
Not the “ummakshually” you thought it’d be.
This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women’s vaginas won’t accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.
