My family: Sell a comic book.
My wife’s family: Buy some popcorn.
I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.
This is the winner in my book
How exactly do you define making money though? I already have more than $40 could I purchase a product worth more than $40 and then return it? Could I steal $40 from somebody and then give it back once my family is no longer going to explode? Could I explain that my family is going to explode and politely request the money in hopes that someone believes me? How long do I need to retain the money? What if I just take something I own to a pawn shop? What if I gamble and I lose $50 and then later I make $40, I’m $10 down but technically I made $40 in the last transaction, have I satisfied the requirement?
Um…my job?
Right? 3 hours is $288. Any other families that need not exploding?
Sell my shirt to my dad for $40. I’m pretty sure he’d rather buy my shirt than explode.
Damn that sucks, all y’all unemployed?
I open my laptop and answer about six emails.
You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?
damn that’s like a full day for me.
Y’all are answering emails?!
Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.
That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.
Practise harder!
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Needless to say I’m not too fond of my family…
I make that in an hour of work. So… keep doing what I’m doing?
Even if I didn’t make that at my normal job, or it was non-business hours when I can’t just go to work for money, I feel like $40 in 3 hours is pretty doable with just gig work (grocery/restaurant delivery, Uber).
I feel like this is a “straight” boys wet dream. Perfect ‘no homo’ excuse to suck a dick.
“I did it to save my family”.
40 dollars? That’s all? I’m salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I’m logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Sorry family. I got into the flow at work. Oops about that.
I would go to work at my job and earn more than $40 just like I do every day.
Go to work for an hour
Take my bottles to the depot
Ask a buddy to spot me 40
Sell a couple things
… check my bank account?
$40 isn’t that much money…
Ask my friends to transfer money real quick.
Make exactly $39
Sit on my ass. Maybe play a video game.
Fuckers.
How you were moving in your loving family
“loving family”
Oh honey…
But step bro…
